Build Me a Billion-Dollar Startup Sticker

RAPCEO Verified independent store

→

Congratulations, you just raised $0 from your mom and a dream. This sticker captures the raw, unhinged optimism of a founder who thinks burnout is a personality trait. Slap it on y our MacBook to remind people you’re “pre-revenue but spiritually Series C.” Specs • 3x3” — because size doesn’t matter until your seed round does • Glossy finish, just like your pitch deck • Sticks to laptops, walls, or your investor’s Tesla Show more