UR TRASH

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Limited-edition Valentine Nothing says love like radical honesty. This mummified raccoon is dressed for the occasion in heart-patterned pajamas, baring his tiny teeth and clutching a candy heart that reads UR TRASH—because romance is dead, but irony is eternal. Perfect for: • Your favorite garbage person 🫀An ex who deserves art 🫀Someone who understands that love is a little unhinged 🫀Valentine’s décor with teeth Each piece is a one-of-a-kind specimen: preserved, posed, and permanently committed to emotional chaos. He will not bring you flowers. He will judge your life choices while sitting on your shelf forever. Give the gift that says: “I saw this and thought of you… disrespectfully.” 🖤🦝 Show more