"Enjoy a daily poke with this one size fits all personal torture talisman. Simply give it the name of someone you hate and proceed to unleash a storm of uncanny coincidences upon your unsuspecting enemy. Stick a pin in a dick, whack a nail in a nipple or jam a burning match-stick straight up the arse for a range of hilariously hideous results! Voodoo Dolls offer hours of poking pleasure without the bothersome corpse mess or being captured, beaten and incarcerated by the fuzz. Stress is a silent killer and so are Voodoo Dolls, so channel your inner aggravation into a perfect crime because… nobody believes in magic, right?" Comes with three poking pins. Each item is individually handcrafted and slight variations in colour reflect the unique nature of the process. Approximate Measurements: Length 18cm, Width 5.5cm, Depth 1.5cm Stoneware 1220 degrees Celsius. Hand wash. Made from New Zealand. Stamped STEER like the brand on a colt's arse. Do not lick.
