Wall Street Mug - Caffeine, Capital, and Consequences

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Sip from this mug while pretending your index fund is “crushing it,” or as you quietly Google “what’s a basis point.” It’s perfect for early morning earnings calls, late-night mark et panic, and that one coworker who says “buy the dip” like it’s a personality trait.Pairs beautifully with ambition, mild anxiety, and the lingering belief that you could’ve gotten into Bitcoin earlier.Details:Holds coffee, hubris, and dreams of passive incomeDishwasher safe, but not recession proofA tasteful reminder that caffeine is the only stable commodity you own Printed on demand and made to order — produced in 2–7 business days, then shipped. See our Shipping Policy for delivery estimates. Show more