HON HON HON. Walter is what happens when a French bulldog spends one suspicious summer in a haunted swamp outside Paris. Part Frenchie.Part frog.Part emotionally unavailable street magician smoking tiny cigarettes outside a café. Dressed in his little striped shirt and beret like the world’s most judgmental amphibian, Walter is here to bring your pet crinkle noises, catnip chaos, and strong “won’t share his coffee or baguette” energy. Inspired by a real sweetheart of a French bulldog — and yes, we’ve added his picture because honestly, look at that face. And yes — this toy is for J.S.You know what you did. Features stuffed with catnip crinkle texture inside soft plush exterior floppy frog legs for kicking and tossing embroidered details durable stitching for serious play ridiculous French swamp creature aesthetic Walter’s Interests Include sitting dramatically refusing to come when called staring at pigeons with contempt existentialism expensive cheese barking in French Perfect For cats that crave chaos small dogs Frenchie lovers goth pets with sophistication weird little beasts Doris Bizarro Warning Walter believes he is an artist. Not intended for extreme super chewers. 9x3inches
