You're not a w@nker. You're just uncaffeinated. There's a difference. Barely, but still.The W@nker Without Coffee Tee is for the ones who know their limits — and that limit is exactly zero social interaction before the first cup. A love letter to self-awareness, and a gentle heads-up to everyone else.Wear it. Own it. Then go get a coffee and become a functioning human again.100% ring-spun cotton — soft enough for your most insufferable mornings4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) — lightweight but sturdyDouble-stitched neckline and sleeves for extra durabilityShoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean fitUnisex fit — sizes S to 3XLAvailable in 11 colours⚠️ Disclaimer: Ka-fey cafe accepts no liability for wanker-adjacent behaviour before coffee. We've all been there. Size guide LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) S 71.1 45.7 M 73.7 50.8 L 76.2 55.9 XL 78.7 61 2XL 81.3 66 3XL 83.8 71.1
