Because sometimes all you can do… is sip your tea and accept the apocalypse. This tee features our signature black cat staring blankly as the world (literally) explodes in the background. Calm? Maybe. Concerned? A little. Emotionally available? Absolutely not. It’s the perfect uniform for navigating existential dread, group chats on fire, or just that one coworker who hits “Reply All.” Soft, breathable cotton for your chillest breakdowns Designed for high-impact vibes with low-effort energy Ideal for introverts, nihilists, and everyone emotionally checked out since 2020 ✦ Product Features ✦ Crafted without side seams for a clean, flattering silhouette — no interruptions, just pure vibes. Elastic ribbed collar keeps its shape, even after your 7th summoning (or wash). Shoulder tape reinforcement keeps the structure strong — just like your boundaries. Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate softness and long-lasting wear — durable enough for everyday curses and casual hexing. Ethically produced and Oeko-Tex certified, because darkness shouldn't come at the cost of conscience. ✦ Care Instructions ✦ To preserve the magic: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) with like colors Tumble dry low — no infernos, please Iron or steam on low if needed (avoid the print) Do not bleach (we like our colors dark) Do not dry clean — let it live free S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, [email protected], 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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