Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt | Witty by Nature Collection For the overthinkers, the bureaucracy survivors, and the spiritually insect-adjacent.This tee asks the only question that matters when your to-do list feels like a moral crisis and you’ve already emotionally transformed overnight:what would kafka do? (Answer: spiral quietly. And write about it.) Minimalist by design. Existential by default. The added cockroach detail is optional to notice, but inevitable—just like the absurdity of existence. Product Features: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for the kind of softness that makes dread feel cozy. Seamless construction = less waste, more spiral. Ribbed collar stays strong, even when you don’t. Ethically sourced cotton because existentialism shouldn’t come at the cost of your conscience. Featured here in “Natural” with those charming speckles that scream well-read, mildly unwell. Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like-minded garments (and similar colors). Do not bleach (or spiritually unravel). Tumble dry low unless you enjoy a little shrinkage and chaos. Iron low if you’re into effort. Do not dry clean. Kafka wouldn’t. S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 EU representative: Simply Edyn & Co., [email protected], P.O. Box 341629, Lakeway, TX, 78734, US Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
