FOR BEST RESULTS, GET THE FULL VERSION OF THIS LETTER. IT CONTAINS THE REALLY GOOD STUFF FOR TURNING HER DRY BOX INTO A W.A.P.She noticed. During last night’s first date your eyes weren’t where they were supposed to be. That’s why things didn’t go as you’d hoped. So now your instincts are telling you to send an apology. But instead of playing the part of a simp with a conventional “Gee, I’m so sorry I did that” letter and risk increasing her disgust, why not send her a deviously inventive excuse for staring? The excuse conveyed in this letter is one that could easily replace anger with wild desire for you.Product Rating: E (mild erotic content); PI (politically incorrect content)Product Warning: Exercise care and use good judgment in deciding to whom you give this love letter (otherwise you might get your face slapped or be visited by the police). SEND ONLY TO SOMEONE WHO YOU ARE REASONABLY CERTAIN WILL WELCOME AND APPRECIATE IT.
