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Wi (Wisconsin)Atomic Number: 30Atomic Mass: 65,498 Sq MiCategory: Dairy-heavy solidElectron Configuration: A frosty mix of lush green fields, cheese factories, and Packer pride. Bo iling Point: When someone says, “Isn’t that just Minnesota?” or questions the superiority of Wisconsin cheese.Special Properties: Strongly bonds with cheese, especially in forms like curds, bricks, and those deep-fried varieties. Emits a hearty aroma of bratwurst, beer, and an undeniable love for sports teams with questionable seasons. Highly stable in cold weather, but reacts violently to any mention of “the Vikings.”Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause an unshakeable fondness for cheese hats, fish fries, and exclamations of “Oh, you betcha!” Year Discovered: 1848Shirt Details:• 100% combed ring-spun cotton• Regular fit• Heavyweight• Premium quality• Tightly knit• Side-seamed construction• DTF printing Show more