The great Australian answer. Sounds like a maybe, means a no, offends nobody. Embroidered, not printed. Made to order — most Aussie orders arrive in 2–3 weeks. Wrong or damaged? Free replacement. For invitations you're not attending, plans you're not making, and conversations that ended before they started. Classic dad hat fit – Relaxed, unstructured, low-profile Adjustable strap – One size fits most, antique buckle Premium embroidery – Stitched, not printed. Won't crack, peel or fade. Lightweight & breathable – Built for all-day wear For the diplomatically unavailable, weekend decliners, professional fence-sitters, and anyone fluent in Australian. 📦 Made to order. Here's the honest timeline. Nothing's sitting in a warehouse — your hat gets embroidered once you order it. • Made: 3–5 business days • To Australia: +5–14 business days • Everywhere else: +2–7 business days Most Aussie orders arrive within 2–3 weeks. Yes, Australia's the slow one. Blame geography. Buying it as a gift? Order four weeks out and you'll be fine. ✅ Printed wrong, damaged, or not what you ordered? We'll replace it free. Details • 100% chino cotton twill (all colours except Green Camo) • Green Camo is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛" (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle
