You SmellYou smell… but don’t worry, this candle is here to distract people from the biological warfare coming out of your armpits. It’s like a scented peace treaty between you and the rest of humanity. Congratulations, you stink just enough to need this candle but not enough for us to call in hazmat. Light it up, and suddenly your living room will smell less like ‘questionable leftovers’ and more like ‘functional adult. Size: 12.5 oz | 3.3" H x 3" W Burn Time: Up to 70 hours Wax: 100% soy wax — clean burning, vegan, phthalate-free Wick: 100% cotton wick Made in the USA — hand-poured in small batches Perfect for: best friends who speak their mind, coworkers you actually like, housewarming gifts with attitude, and anyone who hates generic candles.
