You're Smarter than Your Algorithm

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The algorithm wants you predictable. This shirt reminds you that you’re not. Whether you choose the overloaded robot or the lightning-struck brain, the message stays the same: Stay one step ahead of the machine that thinks it owns you. End Stage Empire — late-stage satire for people who still think for themselves. Printed on a soft, durable unisex tee with a comfortable everyday fit. Check the size chart before ordering for best fit. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65 Show more