"YOU'RE STILL OUT" HAT Some golfers celebrate birdies. Some golfers celebrate eagles. You celebrate psychological warfare. The You're Still Out hat is dedicated to one of golf's oldest traditions: Watching your buddy leave a putt short and immediately reminding him that his ball is still farther away than yours. Features include: Sitting comfortably in the hole while your buddy lines up his comeback putt. Offering unsolicited green-reading advice from a position of authority. Quietly enjoying the fact that somebody has to putt again. Delivering "You're still out" with the confidence of a tour professional. The golfer in the lawn chair understands something most don't: Sometimes victory isn't making the putt. Sometimes victory is watching someone else putt twice before you even line up your three-footer. So kick back, relax, and enjoy the show. Because no matter how bad your round has been... Somebody is still farther away than you.