Snip, snip, motherf@#%er. This shirt is a victory lap for anyone who's retired from the baby-making business but not the business of making bad decisions. You're still out here creating chaos β just not kids. π― Fully loaded, permanently unloaded πΌ No diapers, just danger π Still a menace, now with warranty Perfect for: β Celebrating the procedure β Raising eyebrows at PTA meetings β Dads, zaddies, and spicy uncles everywhere This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. β’ 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) β’ Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.Β² (142 g/mΒ²) β’ Pre-shrunk fabric β’ Side-seamed construction β’ Shoulder-to-shoulder taping β’ Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Printed only when you order. No dusty shelves, no overstock, just freshly made with a dash of sarcasm and questionable life choices. It might take a little longer to arrive, but hey, art takes time. Thanks for being part of the resistance.Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm) S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
