This lightweight cotton tee brings a wicked sense of humor to everyday wear. A bold, retro-style graphic of a skeletal rubber duck rising from murky water reads “ZERO FLOCKS GIVEN” in arched, vintage lettering — equal parts snark and dark whimsy. The retail cut and crew neckline make it easy to layer under jackets or wear solo. Soft, breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt comfortable through long weekends, park hangs, and late-night coffee runs. The ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and side seams help it keep a crisp shape wash after wash. Wear it when you want to shrug off drama with a grin and a little attitude.Product features- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for softness and breathability- Retail fit with crew neckline — easy to layer or wear alone- Durable construction: side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention- DTF/DTG printed graphics for crisp, vibrant sleeve and label details- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; sourced blanks from Honduras, responsibly manufacturedCare instructions- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Tumble dry: low heat- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat- Do not dryclean