"Zero Forks Given" Funny Laser-Engraved Bamboo Cutting Board, 11" Sarcastic Kitchen Décor & Gift

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Some days the kitchen motto is simply: "Zero Forks Given." This laser-engraved bamboo cutting board says it so you don't have to.Precision laser-engraved for crisp, permanent detai l — no inks, no fading, no peeling. Display it as funny kitchen décor, hang it by the built-in handle, or use the smooth reverse side for chopping and charcuterie. Material: Handcrafted natural bamboo, food-safe oil finish Size: 11" with built-in handle for carrying or wall display Engraving: Permanent laser-engraved design Care: Hand wash and dry A perfect white elephant gift, snarky housewarming pick, or treat-yourself board for the unbothered cook. Engraved locally by Some Promo Guy in Pahrump, Nevada. Show more