Zero Fucks Given - Hall Of Fame

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This week, I said goodbye to my last fuck. I remember it sitting there for months, under my bed. Covered in dust. Pleading with me, 'don't give me away, no one deserves me!' So I l et the little fella hang around. I was just about to give my final fuck away to a friend who criticised me for ordering fries instead of a salad. "Are you SURE you want to order that?" she asked. I paused. And then I made my choice.​Fuck it. No one deserves this little fuck, not even me, and especially not my 'order salad instead of fries friend'. So I released that little fuck into the wild, where it can fly around with all it's fuck buddies. I hope it's in a happier place now. So here I stand, having given all the fucks I am able to give. I no longer have any fucks, I have reached the pinnacle of absolutely zero fucks. Zero fucks will be given from now on, and I'll be all the happier for it. NOTE: This is clasp style bangle that eliminates the need for you to base your sizing on your hand. It can be stretched out to fit over wrists instead, fuck yeah!It's a regular size (63.7mm) when closed, check our sizing guide to make sure it will fit! Show more