The Teal Box

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Congrats On Your Breakup

Congrats On Your Breakup

Have you tried not giving a fuck?

Have you tried not giving a fuck?

About damn time Divorce Congrats

About damn time Divorce Congrats

I heard you have the shits. Get well soon!

I heard you have the shits. Get well soon!

Everyone Needs a Sarcastic Smart Ass Friend I’m Glad It’s You

Everyone Needs a Sarcastic Smart Ass Friend I’m Glad It’s Yo

May Your Birthday be as Magical as Unicorns Farting Rainbows

May Your Birthday be as Magical as Unicorns Farting Rainbows

"Happy Birthday" Mushroom Card

"Happy Birthday" Mushroom Card

You're Not Old. You’re aged to perfection.

You're Not Old. You’re aged to perfection.

One minute you are young and fun, then before you know it, replacing a dirty sponge with a new one puts you in a good mood.

One minute you are young and fun, then before you know it, r

Old As Hell Retirement Card

Old As Hell Retirement Card

Hope You Don't Poop During Labor

Hope You Don't Poop During Labor

With A Fuck Fuck Here And A Fuck Fuck There

With A Fuck Fuck Here And A Fuck Fuck There

We Are So Much Fun card

We Are So Much Fun card

Sending You Sunshine Card

Sending You Sunshine Card

House Plants Card Pink

House Plants Card Pink

Happy Mother’s Gay!

Happy Mother’s Gay!

Hard to find

Hello

You have my heart

You have my heart

Hand drawn get well soon

Hand drawn get well soon

Congratulations on your fur baby

Congratulations on your fur baby

And, You're Welcome Gift Card Holder

And, You're Welcome Gift Card Holder

That bundle of joy will cost a bundle Gift Card Holder

That bundle of joy will cost a bundle Gift Card Holder

You’re Going to Have to Spend it All in One Place Gift Card Holder

You’re Going to Have to Spend it All in One Place Gift Card