The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
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Sesame Animation Notepad
USD 4.5

Monsters of Folklore Playing Card Set
USD 6.0

Zohran Mamdani Magnetic Personality
USD 4.75

Henrietta Pussycat Magnetic Personality
USD 4.75

Mohs' Scale of Minerals Hardness Mug
USD 8.0

Sesame Street Sunny Days Mug
USD 8.0

Fall Foliage Mug
USD 8.0

Gatsby Scented Candle
USD 10.0

Neverland Fairy Dust Scented Candle
USD 10.0

Jim Bag
USD 8.0

Bean Bag
USD 8.0

Lotería La Sirena Soap
USD 1.8

Loteria El Diablito Soap
USD 1.8

Loteria El Corazón Soap
USD 1.8

Beachcombing Notebook
USD 2.5

Book Club Notebook
USD 2.5

Rocky Horror Dish Towel
USD 6.5

Bar Trivia Dish Towel
USD 6.5

Star Trek: The Next Generation Sticky Notes
USD 3.75

Star Trek Sticky Notes
USD 3.75

Shakespeare's All the World's a Page Sticky Notes
USD 3.75

The Scream Sticky Notes
USD 3.75

Winnie-The-Pooh Sticky Hunny Notes
USD 3.75

Edgar Allan Poe Sticky Notes
USD 3.75