The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
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Sesame Street Sunny Days Mug
USD 8.0

Monsters of Folklore Playing Card Set
USD 6.0

Gatsby Scented Candle
USD 10.0

Achilles Heel Soap
USD 1.8

Neverland Fairy Dust Scented Candle
USD 10.0

Persephone's Return of Spring Soap
USD 1.8

Mohs' Scale of Minerals Hardness Mug
USD 8.0

Medusa's Rare Beauty Bar
USD 1.8

Poseidon's Trident and True Bath Soap
USD 1.8

First Amendmints
USD 1.95

Ballet Mug
USD 8.0

Mahjong Dish Towel
USD 6.5

Arms and Armor Mug
USD 8.0

Midnight Dreary Scented Candle
USD 10.0

Mr. Darcy/Pride & Prejudice Mug
USD 8.0

Edgar Allan Poe Bookmark set
USD 3.5

Richard Scarry Notepad
USD 4.5

Mystery Bookmark Set
USD 3.5