Totally Real Bands
Totally Real Bands creates funny fake band merch & indie-inspired t-shirts. Rep your “favorite” bands that never existed—soft, comfy, and 100% real style.
Totally Real Bands
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PRIEST KINK LOVERBOY Tshirt
USD 30.0

PRIEST KINK “Prey For Me” T-Shirt
USD 22.5

OFFICIAL Pineapple Mouse Shirt
USD 30.0

PRIEST KINK “Prey For Me” Long Sleeve Tee
USD 34.5

PRIEST KINK “Prey For Me” Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
USD 45.0

PRIEST KINK Prey For Me Hoodie
USD 49.5

PRIEST KINK Crop Hoodie
USD 57.0

PRIEST KINK LOGO T Shirt
USD 16.0

Priest Kink Logo Sweatshirt
USD 45.0

PRIEST KINK LOGO 3/4 Sleeve
USD 29.5

Totally Real Crop Hoodie
USD 58.5

Totally Real Dress
USD 43.69

Totally Real jersey
USD 53.5

Totally Real Hoodie
USD 53.0

Totally Real Bomber Jacket
USD 85.5

Totally Real Beanie
USD 22.5

Heaven Gun Unisex t-shirt
USD 30.0

America’s Most Idle Dad Hat
USD 20.0

THE CHURCH OF YOU T-shirt
USD 30.0

Pineapple Mouse Dad Hat
USD 26.0

Favorite Goose // Official Sweater
USD 55.0

Totally Real Bands // Baseline Logo Sweater
USD 55.0

Pineapple Mouse Sweater
USD 55.0

Priest Kink // Loverboy Sweater
USD 55.0