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Everything is fine.   Except it isn't

Everything is fine. Except it isn't

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Everything is fine note | Low energy mood

Everything is fine note | Low energy mood

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This isn’t rock bottom, but I can see it from here

This isn’t rock bottom, but I can see it from here

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Office parties: existential dread with sprinkles

Office parties: existential dread with sprinkles

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Despite high cost of living, it remains popular.   Still going on.

Despite high cost of living, it remains popular. Still goi

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Money can't buy happiness.  Broke can't buy squat.

Money can't buy happiness. Broke can't buy squat.

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Budgeting is creative sorrow.  Trying to keep It together.

Budgeting is creative sorrow. Trying to keep It together.

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Turing tested, human approved.   Calmly competent.

Turing tested, human approved. Calmly competent.

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I’m an octothorpe, not a hashtag.   Functioning as intended.

I’m an octothorpe, not a hashtag. Functioning as intended.

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Low hanging fruit? Pick the blasted thing yourself

Low hanging fruit? Pick the blasted thing yourself

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Work Eat Doomscroll Sleep.   A Steady Loop Of Work Burnout.

Work Eat Doomscroll Sleep. A Steady Loop Of Work Burnout.

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One first date, 27 red flags.   Dry dating humor.

One first date, 27 red flags. Dry dating humor.

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Meetings where minutes are kept and hours lost.

Meetings where minutes are kept and hours lost.

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Every now and then I envy old Yorick.  Dry wit.

Every now and then I envy old Yorick. Dry wit.

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The squeaky wheel gets replaced first.   Sarcastic but true.

The squeaky wheel gets replaced first. Sarcastic but true.

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I don’t pay rent in cash. I pay in dignity.

I don’t pay rent in cash. I pay in dignity.

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I wish more people were fluent in silence.  Quietly Exhausted

I wish more people were fluent in silence. Quietly Exhauste

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I'm not boring, I'm just consistently uneventful.

I'm not boring, I'm just consistently uneventful.

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Someone cares. Not me, but someone.    Sarcastic but true.

Someone cares. Not me, but someone. Sarcastic but true.

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I do desire we may be better strangers.   William Shakespeare

I do desire we may be better strangers. William Shakespear

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I’m fine, this is my happy to be here face.  Not surprised

I’m fine, this is my happy to be here face. Not surprised

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So you have a head cold? Calm and understated

So you have a head cold? Calm and understated

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Fine, thanks.   Life is good: TV playing, food heating, shorts off

Fine, thanks. Life is good: TV playing, food heating, shor

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Are we there yet, translated.   Road trip regret and backseat purgatory.

Are we there yet, translated. Road trip regret and backsea

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