For the person who says they are “not that friendly” but somehow ends up knowing the cashier’s name, the dog’s birthday, and the entire backstory of the couple sitting next to them.This tee is for the socially selective, accidentally charming, golden-retriever-adjacent people who pretend they are mysterious but keep making new friends in line. It is warm, funny, and accurate.Show others that you’re just one good conversation away from adopting a stranger into your life. _______________________ This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! The Gildan 5000 Classic Tee is made from sturdy cotton that keeps edges crisp, holds shape through repeated washes, and layers perfectly for streetwear looks. 100% cottonSport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyesterAsh Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyesterHeather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyesterPre-shrunk jersey knitTear-away tag Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) S 28 18 15 ⅝ M 29 20 17 L 30 22 18 ½ XL 31 24 20 2XL 32 26 21 ½ 3XL 33 28 22 ¾ 4XL 34 30 24 ¼ 5XL 35 32 25 ¼
