Cynical Affirmations

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Cynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopi a. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! The inspiration: We've never found traditional affirmation decks relatable. The world is full of horrors, and telling us to focus on "good vibes only" often feels light gaslighting. Why can't we have a deck that meets us where we are? In the hellscape. We wanted to create an affirmation deck for people like us. We created this set of darkly funny cards because they contain the kind of quotes that help us laugh at the modern dystopia. If affirmation decks that tell you to just be grateful make you roll your eyes too, then these cards are for you! Product Features: * 52 cards * Stylish box (shrink wrapped) * Display stand included * Box measures 4.5"x7"x1" Show more