Cynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! Why you need it: 52 darkly funny quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks — perfect for validating your contempt with the world. Adorable looks, cynical sentiments — the contrast between this deck's content and design will make you chuckle at the juxtaposition. Designed for display, this set comes with 52 distinct quotes printed on thick, high-quality card stock and a durable wooden stand for display. It's like investing in a set of 52 miniature art prints that you can rotate as the mood strikes. Wards off toxic positivity. Got a co-worker who constantly pops over to your desk to ask if you're "working hard or hardly working?" It's time to make them uncomfortable. Finally, the tables have turned, Linda! Makes a great gift for the dark humor lovers in your life The inspiration behind Cynical Affirmations: We've never found traditional affirmation decks relatable. The world is full of horrors, and telling us to focus on "good vibes only" often feels light gaslighting. Why can't we have a deck that meets us where we are? In the hellscape.We wanted to create an affirmation deck for people like us. We created this set of darkly funny cards because they contain the kind of quotes that help us laugh at the modern dystopia. If affirmation decks that tell you to just be grateful make you roll your eyes too, then these cards are for you! Product Features: 52 cards featuring 52 distinct quotes, along with our bunny and bird characters who are just as over it as you are. Stylish box that doubles as a decor item Display stand included so the cards of your choosing can sit on a desk, shelf, or entryway table Box measures 4.5" x 7" x 1" Cards measure 4" x 5"