THE RUNWAYS: RUNNING + STYLE Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING. 1 NO SLIP Our lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage. 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running. 3 ALL POLARIZED Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays. 4 ALL FASHION Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies? 5 NO CATCALLS We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee.We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat. OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW? Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades! Your move, Hare. *(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)
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