FAST AS SHELL (RG's)

Louisiana Running + Walking Co. Verified independent store

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OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW? Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades! Your move, Hare. *(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.) THE RUNWAYS: RUNNING + STYLE Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too! Show more