[Verse 1]They put something strange upon my feetFour little things, felt like no big dealI looked down once, I looked down twiceExcuse me — what is on my life[Pre-Chorus]I could not move, I could not walkMy legs forgot how legs should talk[Chorus]One leg up and one leg outWhat is this all aboutFrozen solid on the floorNever felt like this beforeChicken in the air, I seeOkay fine — I'll try for free[Verse 2]One small step, my leg went sidewaysWho installed this, what's the purposeLeft leg stiff and right leg wobblyThis whole situation's probably[Pre-Chorus]The strangest day of all my yearsBut chicken dries away the tears[Chorus]One leg up and one leg outWhat is this all aboutFrozen solid on the floorNever felt like this beforeChicken in the air, I seeOkay fine — I'll try for free[Brass in] [Bridge]Step by step and day by dayMom and Dad just laughed awayI practiced hard, I gave my bestNow I walk better than the rest[Outro]Woof woof woof, I own these shoesWoof woof woof, I paid my duesTook a while but now I strutCutest walk — no ifs or buts