For when the email can wait. And then never gets answered. For the woman who knows that “looping back” is just corporate speak for “I didn’t want to respond to this either.” The Not Circling Back hat is your official OOO energy—available year-round, no PTO required. Slightly faded, like your patience. Low-profile, like your willingness to revisit anything that could’ve been solved in a meeting that never should’ve happened. Put it on, log off, and let the thread die in peace. Features 100% cotton pigment-dyed twill Unstructured, six-panel, low-profile Pre-curved visor Tri-glide buckle (ponytail-friendly) Slight color variation due to dye process Made to order — ships in ~1 week For environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. Typically, this product will be made in about a week, we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail. Heads up: The white hat fits a bit smaller than the others—perfect if you like a tighter fit.
