Relax Dat Ass (Room Spray)

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Let go. Unclench. Get sprayed down and slowed up.This filthy little bottle is here to ease the tension… in all the right places. One deep inhale of soothing chamomile and lazy lave nder, and suddenly your muscles go soft, your back arches, and your inhibitions melt like candle wax on hot skin. It doesn’t just calm the room — it seduces it. Chamomile whispers sweet nothings while lavender slides in from behind, slow and deep, coaxing every tight spot to just... let go. Feeling tense? Overstimulated? Clenched where it counts?Spray it, bend over, and relax dat ass — you’ve earned it. Scent Profile: Top - Lemon, Bergamot Middle- Lavender, Chamomile Base- Musk, Sugar Phthalate free and made in the USA. Show more