Relax Dat Ass

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For when you're tighter than your ex's jeans. This ain’t your grandma’s bedtime tea. This is full-body exhale, melt-the-stress-away, unclench-that-perfect-ass kinda calm. Lavender so smooth it’s whispering dirty nothings, chamomile so chill it’ll talk you out of replying to that 2AM “u up?” text. Light this bitch up, drop your pants (or don’t), and let the tension slide out of you like a well-oiled massage with benefits. You’ve earned this level of filthy serenity. So go ahead... relax dat ass. Deep. Scent Profile: Top - Lemon, Bergamot Middle- Lavender, Chamomile Base- Musk, Sugar Phthalate free and made in the USA. Show more