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Captain Kelbasa – The Ultimate Pirate Penis Costume

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The Bone Ranger – Saddle Up for Some Wild West Fun

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The Gentleman – Dress to Impress (In the Most Unexpected Way

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The Stroker – A Tee-rific Costume for Your Favorite Club Mem

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Super Cock – The Ultimate Heroic Package

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Neil Armshlong – Ready for Lift-Off!

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Bruce Vein – The Dark Knight Rises

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Chef Clamhammer – The Head Chef of Hilarity

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The Demolisher – Wreckin’ Balls and Takin’ Names

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Deputy Dagger – Ready to Lay Down the Laws of Attraction

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Lieutenant LipSpreader – Always Ready to Handle a Big Hose

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Dr. Love – He Makes House Calls

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Hans Yodeldick – Prost to the Package!

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Officer Fuckingham – Standing at Full Attention

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The Beaver Basher - Camo, ‘Stache, and Big Game Sass

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LePrickaun – Grab His Gold… If You Can Catch Him

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El Jefe – Bringing Big Moves to Your Little Man

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The Lumbersexual – Choppin’ Wood and Breakin’ Hearts

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Captain Miles High – Buckle Up for a First-Class Package

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Admiral James T. Cock – Anchors Aweigh, Pants Optional

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Dirty Sanchez – Spicy, Saucy, and Slightly Inappropriate

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Sargent Slamhammer – Reporting for Booty

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Peter Pecker – Your Friendly Neighborhood Package

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The Sugar Daddy – So Sweet, It'll Pull More Than Just Teeth

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